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Mar. 15th, 2010 08:05 am
beinmybunk: (hat suspicous)
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Hrm...lizard, giant birds, not I got some kinda star shaped thing tellin' me he's the Law and I'm a bad bad man for defending myself.

This is the weirdest gorram dream I've ever had...hurts like hell too.

This things some kinda communicator? Well communicate to me what the hell I do next. I've been in this ruttin cell for two hours and still haven't woken up.

And if this is some kinda joke I'm gonna show you just how bad a man I am...

...something's wrong with this stupid thing it says it's 2010.

Date: 2010-03-15 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com
No, it really is 2010.

... did you get picked up by Tetha police?

Date: 2010-03-15 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icanhashat.livejournal.com
...what?

I dunno where the hell I am I just got pinched for not letting some Shee-niou punks thump me.

Date: 2010-03-15 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com
Yeaaaah sounds like Tetha police. They'll grab you if you breathe wrong on a good day.

They give you any idea how long they want to hold you?

Date: 2010-03-15 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icanhashat.livejournal.com
Sounds like a real shiny place.

Well one of the guards got lippy with me and I smacked him so...yeah no.

Date: 2010-03-15 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com
... you did what.

Man they tried to lock up Haku just for -verbally- defending herself. That's... wow...

Yeaaaaah... um... sorry?

Date: 2010-03-15 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icanhashat.livejournal.com
The hell were you talking about earlier it bein' 2010? I'm no genius but time travel ain't possible.

Date: 2010-03-15 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com
It is if the world you've been dropped in to exists in a time line that hasn't caught up to yours.

Date: 2010-03-15 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com
[This is why he hates being the welcome wagon.]

Right. Let's start off with the easy part.

You're in another world. Dimension. Universe. Whatever you wanna call it, it's not where you were.

Slow Jayne is slow

Date: 2010-03-15 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icanhashat.livejournal.com
...I woke up in a bar surrounded by monsters.

Poor Jane. *patpat*

Date: 2010-03-15 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com
Yeah. Those are Digimon. They're the natives of this world.

By the by you're supposed to have a partner of your own. I'm thinking you might have accidentally ditched him in the whole... getting arrested thing.

he's trying ^_^;

Date: 2010-03-15 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icanhashat.livejournal.com
...Right.

So...how do I leave? I'm done with this.

Date: 2010-03-15 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com
Leave... the prison or the Digital World?

Date: 2010-03-15 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icanhashat.livejournal.com
I'd settle for one or the other.

Date: 2010-03-15 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com
Can't help you with the second one.

As for the first one? Uh...

Well I don't recommend breaking out... [hint hint]

Date: 2010-03-15 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icanhashat.livejournal.com
The what the hell do you recommend? Because so far this conversation hasn't been real enlightnin'.

Date: 2010-03-15 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com
[Great. Real genius we're working with here.

Siiiigh.]

[Locked]

Look. I work for a place that doesn't exactly take kindly to it's agents helping people get out of prison, even if it isn't necessarily your fault. I'm trying to NOT advertise that the only way you're getting out of there is if you make a damn break for it.

Catch my drift now?

[locked]

Date: 2010-03-15 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icanhashat.livejournal.com
Well I coulda sussed that out on my own! What about leavin this whole damn verse? Most of my craps back on my ship!

[locked]

Date: 2010-03-15 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com
Then why didn't you?!

Ugh.

Told you already. Can't. I've been stuck here for a year.

Re: [locked]

Date: 2010-03-15 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icanhashat.livejournal.com
[What follows is a string of English and Chinese curses that would make someone of either language blush]

...how. Did I. Get here?

[locked]

Date: 2010-03-15 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com
[Yikes...]

Uhm. Even if I explained it to you, you wouldn't get it?

[locked]

Date: 2010-03-15 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com
... well basically you've been pulled here because the god of this world needs humans to fight along Digimon to keep the world safe.

Re: [locked]

Date: 2010-03-15 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icanhashat.livejournal.com
...right.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Re: [locked]

Date: 2010-03-15 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com
Take it how you will. No skin off my back if you don't believe it, man.

Re: [locked]

Date: 2010-03-15 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icanhashat.livejournal.com
I was throwin' fists at a half man half horse thing with a lizard and a rabbit thing for friends. Why not believe it.

It's still a stupid idea. I ain't exactly the kind to help out without a take involved.

Re: [locked]

Date: 2010-03-15 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com
Yeah, well... no one's actually forcing you to. It's just what Yggdrasil wants. You can sit on your ass and do nothing for all he cares, he's not gonna randomly smite you or something.

But that's not to say you won't get randomly ambushed just for being around.

Re: [locked]

Date: 2010-03-15 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icanhashat.livejournal.com
Shiny, just ruttin' great. Alright that's it. If I'm stuck on this dirtball I ain't spendin' it in a cell.

Re: [locked]

Date: 2010-03-15 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com
Have fun. I'm going to go... pretend this conversation never happened.

Date: 2010-03-16 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunsetsandwomen.livejournal.com
Well, sounds like you and Greggo had a downright friendly chat.

You got Shanghaied into saving the world. Or dooming it, one or the other. What you wind up doing's largely up to you.

As for me, I'm Captain Gilder. You got any idea WHICH piss-hole of a jail they stuck you in?

Date: 2010-03-16 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icanhashat.livejournal.com
That guy from before said Tetha...this thing here...this communicator whatever says something like "Life Oasis"

Just some crappy lockup, not even a real prison. Steel bars, no electric security best I can tell just that Star Deputy guy.

Date: 2010-03-16 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunsetsandwomen.livejournal.com
Life Oasis, huh? Bad luck, they're sensitive down there.

So... think you've got a chance against him?

Date: 2010-03-16 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icanhashat.livejournal.com
...

...

Yeah, why not. Sure.

Date: 2010-03-16 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunsetsandwomen.livejournal.com
Hey, YOU'RE the one assessing security. That tells me you've got a plan.

(OOC: Gilder's already planning a breakout. Just because he's bored. XD)

Date: 2010-03-16 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icanhashat.livejournal.com
Sure I got a plan, it's a real good one too. And as soon as I know what it is...

((OOC: Good because if no one aided him I was gonna fuzz the details on exactly How Jayne pulled it off XD ))

Date: 2010-03-16 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunsetsandwomen.livejournal.com
Well, you could just sit tight and wait out your sentence? Odds are they've got you for Drunk and Disorderly, MAYBE assault. Nothing serious.

But something tells me that's a little too boring...

Anyway, have you seen your partner? Little pipsqueak of a critter, insists that you're his partner?

Date: 2010-03-16 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icanhashat.livejournal.com
Not unless he was one of the punks in the bar. So far all I've gotten is the same kind of lowlifes from my world just in a different package.

Date: 2010-03-16 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunsetsandwomen.livejournal.com
Certainly a possibility... You kill any of them?

Date: 2010-03-16 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunsetsandwomen.livejournal.com
It's not terribly satisfying, I warn you. They tend to come back from the dead.

Anyway, you sit tight. Half the fun of prison is seeing what kind of crap they try to serve you and call food. Your future's bound to look up sooner or later.

Date: 2010-03-16 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icanhashat.livejournal.com
...yeah right. *Followed by a string of unintelligible grumblings.*

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