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[beinmybunk]

Hrm...lizard, giant birds, not I got some kinda star shaped thing tellin' me he's the Law and I'm a bad bad man for defending myself.

This is the weirdest gorram dream I've ever had...hurts like hell too.

This things some kinda communicator? Well communicate to me what the hell I do next. I've been in this ruttin cell for two hours and still haven't woken up.

And if this is some kinda joke I'm gonna show you just how bad a man I am...

...something's wrong with this stupid thing it says it's 2010.

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[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

It is if the world you've been dropped in to exists in a time line that hasn't caught up to yours.

[icanhashat.livejournal.com]

...what?

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

[This is why he hates being the welcome wagon.]

Right. Let's start off with the easy part.

You're in another world. Dimension. Universe. Whatever you wanna call it, it's not where you were.

Slow Jayne is slow

[icanhashat.livejournal.com]

...I woke up in a bar surrounded by monsters.

Poor Jane. *patpat*

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Those are Digimon. They're the natives of this world.

By the by you're supposed to have a partner of your own. I'm thinking you might have accidentally ditched him in the whole... getting arrested thing.

he's trying ^_^;

[icanhashat.livejournal.com]

...Right.

So...how do I leave? I'm done with this.

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

Leave... the prison or the Digital World?

[icanhashat.livejournal.com]

I'd settle for one or the other.

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

Can't help you with the second one.

As for the first one? Uh...

Well I don't recommend breaking out... [hint hint]

[icanhashat.livejournal.com]

The what the hell do you recommend? Because so far this conversation hasn't been real enlightnin'.

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

[Great. Real genius we're working with here.

Siiiigh.]

[Locked]

Look. I work for a place that doesn't exactly take kindly to it's agents helping people get out of prison, even if it isn't necessarily your fault. I'm trying to NOT advertise that the only way you're getting out of there is if you make a damn break for it.

Catch my drift now?

[locked]

[icanhashat.livejournal.com]

Well I coulda sussed that out on my own! What about leavin this whole damn verse? Most of my craps back on my ship!

[locked]

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

Then why didn't you?!

Ugh.

Told you already. Can't. I've been stuck here for a year.

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[icanhashat.livejournal.com]

[What follows is a string of English and Chinese curses that would make someone of either language blush]

...how. Did I. Get here?

[locked]

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

[Yikes...]

Uhm. Even if I explained it to you, you wouldn't get it?

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[icanhashat.livejournal.com]

[Growl]

Try me.

[locked]

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

... well basically you've been pulled here because the god of this world needs humans to fight along Digimon to keep the world safe.

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[icanhashat.livejournal.com]

...right.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

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[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

Take it how you will. No skin off my back if you don't believe it, man.

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[icanhashat.livejournal.com]

I was throwin' fists at a half man half horse thing with a lizard and a rabbit thing for friends. Why not believe it.

It's still a stupid idea. I ain't exactly the kind to help out without a take involved.

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[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well... no one's actually forcing you to. It's just what Yggdrasil wants. You can sit on your ass and do nothing for all he cares, he's not gonna randomly smite you or something.

But that's not to say you won't get randomly ambushed just for being around.

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[icanhashat.livejournal.com]

Shiny, just ruttin' great. Alright that's it. If I'm stuck on this dirtball I ain't spendin' it in a cell.

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[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

Have fun. I'm going to go... pretend this conversation never happened.