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[beinmybunk]

Hrm...lizard, giant birds, not I got some kinda star shaped thing tellin' me he's the Law and I'm a bad bad man for defending myself.

This is the weirdest gorram dream I've ever had...hurts like hell too.

This things some kinda communicator? Well communicate to me what the hell I do next. I've been in this ruttin cell for two hours and still haven't woken up.

And if this is some kinda joke I'm gonna show you just how bad a man I am...

...something's wrong with this stupid thing it says it's 2010.

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[icanhashat.livejournal.com]

Not yet...

[sunsetsandwomen.livejournal.com]

It's not terribly satisfying, I warn you. They tend to come back from the dead.

Anyway, you sit tight. Half the fun of prison is seeing what kind of crap they try to serve you and call food. Your future's bound to look up sooner or later.

[icanhashat.livejournal.com]

...yeah right. *Followed by a string of unintelligible grumblings.*